Top Ten struggles only lazy people will understand
14/Jun Top Ten struggles only lazy people will understand

Being lazy is an art, which shouldn’t be criticized because it requires effort, persistence and determination to be the way you are. I myself am a moderately lazy person and I take serious offense when people criticize my lifestyle so I’ve compiled a list of some basic problems people like me have to face on a routine basis.

  • As long as your life doesn’t depend on it, you can always sleep instead

 

you can always sleep instead

If you’re thirsty and your kitchen is like ten steps away and you’re too lazy to go and drink water you’d let it pass. You’d rather sleep thirsty and hungry then make the effort to go fix yourself a quick snack. As long as your life isn’t in danger you are okay with sleeping your issues away.

  • Procrastination is the golden key

Procrastination is the golden key

If you’re lazy and you know it, you’ll procrastinate. A lot. Whether it’s you laundry or there’s huge stack of dirty dishes in your kitchen you’d plan on doing them “tomorrow” which never comes. So much so, if the world is coming to an end you’d rather pack up and leave tomorrow.

  • Panic attacks

Panic attacks

Well, too much procrastination leads to untimely panic attacks when things/projects/jobs are due and you can’t tell south from north because you were too busy indulging in your lazy lifestyle.

  • Sleep is never enough

sleep is never enough

No matter how much you sleep, it is never enough. It’s like a drug which ends way too soon.

  • Your idea of a weekend is staying at home and watching a movie

watching movie at home

Perfect weekend plan? Stay at home and watch a movie you’ve already watched for over a gazillion times.

  • Your idea of an exercise is cleaning your room

cleaning your room

The only workout you know of is cleaning your room. And that too once every season. whaaat?

  • When you say you’re going to buy this thing from the mall you mean e-mall

stuff online

Going to a mall physically is too much of a hassle, you’d rather stay at home, buy stuff online and avail off season sales and buy things in large bulks because they offer discounts.

  • Your phone is dead most of the time because you’re too lazy to find the charger

you’re too lazy to find the charger

If your charger is not within close proximity then you’d rather watch your phone die out and you’re willing to let it stay that way unless you’re expecting some emergency call from Mars.

  • Your cat will starve for days before you decide to give her a snack

before you decide to give her a snack

Being lazy does not go well with keeping pets. You have to feed them timely which is a bit too much for lazy people.

  • You don’t spend much time fixing your hair

messed up hair

You don’t make the extra effort of blow drying your hair or putting on smooth foundation coat. you’d rather go to work with bed hair.

A lazy person may also tend to do these:

You always leave the party early

You always ditch the parties too soon and go home, sleep or watch football.

You refuse every invitation that comes your way

You refuse every wedding, aftaar, Eid or Christmas dinner invitation because it requires action.

Dania Khan
Running a household with 2 kids and an office with 20 more ;) Avid reader, passionate writer, traveler, parent and not a very good friend.

7 thoughts on “Top Ten struggles only lazy people will understand”

  1. Very Informative,Nice wording if you can’t sleep,then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying.it’s the worry that gets you,not the lack of sleep.

  2. Very informative ,Nice wording if you can’t sleep,then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying.it’s the worry that gets you,not the lack of sleep.

  3. lazy is an art, which shouldn’t be criticized…ye admi k apne bus ki baat nhi hoti….i think it is built in..

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